mostrandomswagg:

#swerve
awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

  • You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

  • absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

tupacabra:

one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow

thetoptextposts:

isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms

like

damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement

lnternetporn:

what ur average tragedy looks like after 100 years

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda